February 2012
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Today will be quite a day. Picnic with Carol :-)
once I take the time to make gifs of myself, you guys are fucked
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amanga:
The Writhing South - Say Anything
thugnific3nt:
let it be known that Eric is willing to try anal sex
hit him up ladies and gentlemen
I’m willing to try anal sex, guys
with Gaby’s ugly butthole
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Guys, Gaby’s butthole looks like pizza crust and never closes all the way :-)
I rarely get put in the friend zone so when I do it’s really tragic and at night people crowd around my house with hoodies on and lighters in the air singing kumbaya and holding hands while I stare out of the window with a single tear rolling down my cheek caressing my body pillow
The Vow looks like every other romance movie out...
thugnific3nt:
man and woman are ~hopelessly in love~
tragic accident occurs that tests their love
OH MY GOD SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER HIM, WHAT AN ORIGINAL PLOTLINE
he acts unrealistically romantic and wins her back
gives a bunch of dumb teenage girls unrealistic expectations
starring Rachel McAdams
queefnasty:
white woman hugs are the best tho especially when her boyfriend around he be giving a nigga the “you lucky its 2012 and not 1912” face its beautiful we came a long way
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locksandglasses:
Sometimes I hate America
I’m pretty sure there are actually laws saying you can’t film another person without permission… However, since cops carry firearms and are supposed to keep the peace, why so scared when people see your tactics?
As for the video, the guy’s car flipped and apparently he came out through the window (this is half way through the video) and you...
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In other news:
I think I’m finally recovering from my ex calling me a “flaw lil dickass nigga” the other day :-)
Contemplating getting crazy nigga insurance now
queen-of-albion:
I Want To Know Your Plans by...
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989
(via notebooks-and-typewriters)
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Someone come rub my head until I fall asleep
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blogging from my phone… :(
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thugnific3nt:
whenever i see something that’s like “u guise shuld reblog this instead of pictures of pretty girls and nail polish!!!!!!” i develop a tiny little seed of hatred for whoever posted/reblogged it
like honestly, reblogging a picture of a sick little girl isn’t going to do anything
it won’t “spread awareness” about the fact that there are sick children out there, because everyone...
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I honestly cannot listen to Dance Gavin Dance without Jonny.
I know what he did was fucked up and what he’s doing now is fucked up, but shit.
Jonny Craig’s music is just the shit, man.
I was cooking in my room and my grandma walked in and thought I was putting a curse on the house
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Positivity is key.
Instead of “trying to solve a problem”, try to find a solution.
electricfeeling:
Coldplay - Fix You
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i-am-charles:
74% of all white women have an ass only if they bend over
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Just be happy. Do what makes you happy. Except if killing people or touching little kids and stuff makes you happy. Then be sad. Do what makes you sad.
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Remember two Valentines days ago when I went and got a little bear and some flowers and I was going to see a girl that I made plans with and then she ended up being on a date and a few days later that guy became her boyfriend and they dated for a year and a half?
And remember last Valentines day when I was an idiot and was talking to three girls and didn’t ask any of the girls to be my...
That was an app, guys. If I were to break this phone, I’d run away and become like Batman or something
